Which dog always wins the race?
The one with the comfortable lead!
How do angry people tie their shoes?
With a crossbow!
What's big, purple and smells horrible?
A monster's bottom!
What's the best way to buy wallpaper ?
Just cut and paste!
Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know, in the fifth book of the million-selling Awesome Jokes series.
It's a power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.
They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.
Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!
Newsflash: Don't miss brand new Crazy Choices for 9 Year Olds from the same author – it's the perfect companion to Awesome Jokes!
PS An early edition of this book included a joke that one or two parents considered too rude (see the review if you're curious - photo only visible on US). You may or may not agree. But since it caused offence, it's now been replaced with a couple of squeaky clean humdingers! 
 
 
 
        
                        
                
Dimensions
                
12.7 x 0.69 x 20.32 cm
            
                        
                
Language
                
English
            
                        
                
Print length
                
105 pages
            
                        
                
Book Type
                
Paperback, Illustrated
            
                        
                
ISBN-10
                
1999914759
            
                        
                
ISBN-13
                
978-1999914752
            
                        
                
Publication date
                
7 May 2018
            
                    
         
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